2006-04-08 @ 8:07 p.m.
Commercial - Call Jim Sokolov, 1-800-CALL-JIMHolly - We should call Jim
Katelyn - It'd be like "Thank you for calling Jim. Press 1 for hardcore phone sex. Press 2 if you're disabled. Press 3 if you're masturbating right now. Press 4 to purchase the Mystic Unicorn. Press 5 if you've been in a car accident and require immediate medical assistance.