quotebook archives
2010-06-29 - it just makes perfect sense
2010-02-05 - The first name that comes to his head
2010-02-05 - Ken doesn't understand superpowers
2010-02-03 - That is nothing like recent, Mom
2010-02-03 - Sorry Mom
2010-02-03 - Not a questions
2009-10-09 - Bring Back Eugenics
2009-07-13 - This is Jack Nicholson calling...
2009-06-23 - get them crumbs out them linens!!!
2009-06-23 - dum dum da dum!!!
2009-06-23 - thats a sweet shit.
2009-06-23 - clap clap clap...
2009-06-21 - connoisseur
2009-06-21 - to simulate what?
2009-04-12 - -
2009-04-12 - will peopl eget the sexual innuendo
2009-03-25 - native teachings from white woman and her long lost brother...
2009-03-25 - walt disney wasn't that old...com on!
2009-03-24 - puggle mill
2009-03-19 - -
2009-03-11 - -
2009-02-10 - Wordy Tonight
2009-02-07 - Worse than arrested
2009-02-07 - 3 Babies
2009-02-07 - Viva Piniata
2009-01-27 - The Hooker
2009-01-25 - How racism starts
2009-01-07 - -
2008-09-23 - You probably have to whip it
2008-08-31 - http://www.nd-center.com/
2008-08-09 - with man paste
2008-07-29 - oops
2008-07-29 - in the river
2008-07-22 - its true
2008-07-22 - on drugs...
2008-07-22 - that idiot friend
2008-07-22 - all knowing
2008-07-09 - Rail... R...egular m...AIL
2008-07-08 - horn not working, watch for finger
2008-04-13 - Whoaaaa
2008-04-13 - Beadules
2008-04-13 - Photoshoot
2008-03-14 - rumions
2008-03-01 - knee slide across canada
2008-03-01 - knee slide across canada
2008-02-06 - Not conceited is he? lol
2008-01-20 - acdc
2008-01-16 - How the old lady does it
2008-01-16 - I made black cake in my pants
2008-01-12 - holly! i need you to name this quote with that long banjo band name!! i dont remember it all.
2008-01-10 - Discussions on closet goths
2008-01-11 - everyone knows someone like that! its straight zealand.
2008-01-11 - if sexual happens in the middle of nowhere...does it make a sound?
2008-01-09 - Bichon frise: Scary
2008-01-09 - Gross
2008-01-09 - Maple Bacon
2008-01-03 - Good memory, drunko
2007-12-31 - Long little dog
2007-12-29 - Nintendo DS
2007-12-29 - It wasn't the Titanic
2007-12-05 - hahaha
2007-12-01 - How much did that cost?
2007-09-17 - Guess I really do look 16...
2007-07-11 - no letters longer
2007-06-10 - Novels with no endings, beginnings, or plots
2007-05-20 - The worst thing he's ever said?
2007-05-18 - He probably is
2007-05-18 - He probably is
2007-04-28 - She doesn't know her own joke
2007-04-28 - CRACK
2007-04-28 - CRACK
2007-04-03 - LOL
2007-03-26 - She's a violent little thing
2007-03-22 - It's when you fall in love with your kidnapper
2007-03-20 - Astro boy
2007-03-20 - Robberjill
2007-03-20 - If you can't play baseball, you can't play professional
2007-03-20 - Drugs, Sex, Death and money
2007-03-19 - Blues Clues
2007-03-19 - It can't hear you
2007-03-19 - Old Pictures are the best kind
2007-03-13 - did anyone else notice that
2007-03-02 - going everywhere at the same time = standing still
2007-02-28 - all up in my attick!!!!
2007-02-27 - it's just not enough
2007-02-26 - LEARN TO TUPE
2007-02-26 - poor poor pill poppin whores
2007-02-23 - No skin is deadly
2007-02-19 - all anyone can say to this is WTF
2007-02-19 - ouch.
2007-02-17 - it's delicious, guys
2007-02-17 - save the last dance 1hour45minutes (vagina)
2007-02-13 - Novicaine
2007-02-09 - I love Passions
2007-02-09 - Do it yourself-er
2007-02-03 - I guess not then
2007-02-04 - Blatant lies
2007-01-25 - Imagine that
2007-01-25 - Bathing suits = not a bath
2007-01-24 - for extra chopped salad
2007-01-24 - Gun Fucked Part THE END
2007-01-24 - Gun Fucked Part TWO
2007-01-24 - He only flew once in the movie
2007-01-24 - Sean Bean: Magical Baby Giver
2007-01-24 - Kyle wants a baby that looks like him
2007-01-23 - breaken it down pig farm stule
2007-01-23 - and she did it on the good ship lolly pop...
2007-01-23 - ol frozen panties
2007-01-23 - pig shit murder farm show
2007-01-23 - miss pickford 2007, Katerlyn nicholson.
2007-01-23 - better put a garbage bag under her
2007-01-23 - like when we lived as street children...
2007-01-23 - ...and 2 zig zags?....or doesnt that require something else?
2007-01-14 - just this much of a stroke, not the whole thing though...
2007-01-14 - flutterin susan
2007-01-14 - tamborine handed man
2007-01-13 - School of Emily Bradley
2007-01-13 - Biscuit party
2007-01-10 - who won that contest anyway...?
2007-01-10 - fuck...where is that shit.
2007-01-09 - i think i heard this on mr dressup...
2007-01-09 - i think the shirley temple do would pull it all together.
2007-01-09 - can anyone say GRAMMY!!!
2007-01-09 - Well not since you lost 50Lbs today
2007-01-09 - Cover Girl Beyonce on the TeeVee
2007-01-03 - marinated in a horrible horrible sauce
2007-01-02 - The Rooms of the Party
2006-12-16 - Cause im cheesy!!!
2006-12-16 - It made me want to throw up!
2006-12-01 - Straight Woman
2006-12-01 - OK!!! enough with the fucking monorail!!!
2006-11-30 - and has a top speed of 0.4 mph
2006-11-28 - sylvia plath
2006-11-25 - Guess what the tip is
2006-11-25 - FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE
2006-11-24 - love note to rebekah
2006-11-24 - what really happened!
2006-11-24 - i allready had one of my own!!!
2006-11-24 - these boo..b..s are made for walking...?
2006-11-23 - ooooo suuuure hes not
2006-11-23 - i got my ass whipe
2006-11-17 - She was mad
2006-11-17 - You play it to call people
2006-11-17 - She's always wrong
2006-11-17 - The New CN Tower of the People
2006-11-17 - She is saying all the quotes tonight
2006-11-17 - Education isn't funny
2006-11-17 - Correction!
2006-11-17 - Most people are blind...
2006-11-17 - No. None at all. They are protected
2006-11-15 - idiot
2006-11-15 - why is she wearing them
2006-11-15 - science lab goggles again
2006-11-15 - what again
2006-11-15 - Tina Hanson
2006-11-15 - Tina Hanson
2006-11-15 - what
2006-11-15 - Pig=fashion
2006-11-15 - Swearing=fashion
2006-11-09 - No orgie sheet
2006-11-08 - He just carries a car door around with him everywhere he goes
2006-11-08 - Duh. stupid teddy bears
2006-11-06 - Demerol Sally
2006-11-05 - Bad balloons?
2006-11-03 - WE MUST ALL RIDE UNICORNS
2006-10-30 - Ken passed out for the entire Diplomat
2006-10-30 - REBEKAH
2006-10-26 - Tyler wont add titles apparently
2006-10-24 - A Halloween facelift? I can't wait to be Michael Jackson.
2006-10-23 - sweet blue jesus
2006-10-23 - Panic! At the I'm not sure that's exactly what we said
2006-10-23 - Stiff stiff stiffy stiff
2006-10-23 - John Mereck has syphillis too
2006-10-23 - None of them are, really
2006-10-23 - spped bump sally
2006-10-23 - spped bump sally
2006-10-21 - and again, it goes too far.
2006-10-20 - One way ticket
2006-10-14 - Yeah lots of fleas there
2006-10-09 - Sex lunch
2006-10-09 - Dad = Cat
2006-10-09 - Smack That Bitch With a ol' Turkey!
2006-09-22 - shes a walmart lier!!!!!!
2006-09-19 - Hell hell
2006-09-19 - Valerie Doesn't Pay Attention to the OLD FASHION PLANES
2006-09-15 - Stomach pills
2006-09-13 - Everyone's favourite decorating robot
2006-09-08 - Don't spraypaint the tree
2006-09-05 - It was an accident
2006-09-05 - Noone plus bonnet equals fashion
2006-09-05 - Makin NAILS
2006-09-05 - Koala + Valerie = fashion
2006-09-04 - Sorry old fatso in a thin cotton speedo
2006-09-03 - chinese treatbag
2006-09-03 - The Secret Garden
2006-08-20 - an old ugly kid
2006-08-20 - spelling bee
2006-08-20 - He's like \"I have a boob fetish, and a licking fetish, apparently\"
2006-08-17 - Library whores, why doesn't she listen
2006-08-17 - She loves the weiners
2006-08-17 - Formaldyhyde, and it smells disgusting
2006-08-17 - VegeTABLES
2006-08-17 - Not a type-o, she said it like that
2006-08-17 - All around the bend, oh yeah
2006-08-17 - Or syphillis or something
2006-08-17 - What Holly Thought Happened
2006-08-17 - Rodney is Valerie's little brother
2006-08-16 - Fe Fi Mo Morgasm
2006-08-13 - Oh dear, plaid couch
2006-08-12 - Hands in my pocket hands in my pocket hands in my pocket
2006-08-12 - Racism.. mmmmm
2006-08-07 - He is practically a hairdresser
2006-08-07 - Way to be a hick outside the liquor store
2006-08-01 - to the tune of, \"you want some cheese with that wine\"
2006-07-30 - Dance, hooker, dance
2006-07-28 - A picture of the rat
2006-07-28 - He only painted with a fanbrush
2006-07-28 - That guy with the fro who paints
2006-07-23 - channel 25 after midnight on saturday
2006-07-23 - Super trimmer 2000
2006-07-22 - Hit it with a bottle
2006-07-22 - Like it happens everyday
2006-07-21 - IWK Phones
2006-07-20 - Cock eyed
2006-07-14 - How can you be sold out of hamburger?
2006-07-13 - ...name brand?
2006-07-13 - Gun fucked
2006-07-12 - Heritage Deception
2006-07-07 - Three Reese Pieces Balls, Three Friends
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