2004-11-17 @ 4:28 p.m.

About once a week, Kyle, Valerie, and Holly recieve mail for someone who does not live at their house. They also recieve almost daily wrong number calls, often from the same person, and the rest of the time from people who refuse to believe that the person they're asking for does not, in fact, live there.
The mail is more interesting, however, and is never, ever for the same person twice. Once Kyle found a letter for a person named Precious Fournier.
What a stripper name.
Either way, Precious now haunts their home, shutting doors, making strange noises, turning on tapps, and stealing coffee.
She is a wonderful addition to their happy home.