2004-11-05 @ 7:54 p.m.

Matty: My armpits are on fire. I think I have heat rash.
Holly: You don't get heat rash from yourself.
Tiff: Yeah, you probably have-
Holly: AIDS.
Matty: AIDS?
Tiff: Armpit AIDS. Did you use someone else's deodorant?
Holly: Yeah, you can get AIDS that way.
Matty: Well, not recently.
Tiff: It takes awhile to set in.
Holly: Let's just spread false information.