2004-01-20 @ 11:10 p.m.
So, here are AAAAAALLLL the quotes from the first ever quotebook. There are quite a lot. You might want to read this part in sections. Or not read it at all even...whatever you like. But you may lose some background and become very very confused.So, read it.
Or..DIE
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Eagles drive by� I mean.. Fly by my house everyday!
-Kyle
Amanda: I really need to blow my nose.
Holly (pointing to Quote Book): Well what do you think that little book is for?
The joys of childish retarded people!
-Kyle
That�s what happens when my hair falls out� I get a whole hoodiful of hair!
-Amanda
Remaindeer.
-Mr. Kitchen
Kyle: That note is about me, isn�t it?
Valerie: It�s about smoking.
Amanda: You have a lot of audacity to assume that every note that you don�t write in is about you.
Holly: That was an amazing sentence!
Ahhh! Stop stabbing me!
-Valerie
Kyle: My thing is in your pants. It�s extremely sore.
Holly: Well maybe you should whack it then.
(Misquoted for dramatic effect)
Grossy Welt Hats go to Sart Ask.
-Valerie
It must be hard being a teacher, I can�t even be a student.
-Kevin
Scotty beamedim up!
-Amanda
A zipper pole!
-Kyle
Holly: She�s wearing black and red!
Amanda: Red is the color of blood.
Holly: Black is the color of death.
Amanda: Bloody death!
It wasn�t such a bad day, and he wasn�t such a loser: he had his own chainsaw.
-Val�s book.
Kyle: Don�t blow those on me!
Amanda: I�ve blown bigger!
(Put together for dramatic effect)
Leg�re est preque mort..
Presque mort!
Presque mort!
Presque mort!
Presque mort!
(English translation:
Legere is almost dead!
Almost dead!
Almost dead!
Almost dead!
Almost dead!)
-Mr. Casey
I don�t care about those stupid Zealanders. They can burn in hell for all I care!
-Mindy
If, when you buckle the baby up, it breaks in half, you have buckled the baby too tight. Please consult a physician.
-Valerie and Holly�s Dad
Hehe, okay.
-Amanda
If the baby has not moved or cried in over a month, please poke baby to see if it moves.
-Valerie
Holly: Watch math.
Amanda: That�s a good way to put me to sleep!
Clear foolish!
-Mrs. Chatterton
Tiffany: Mr. Finnamore, you need a Mini-Me!
Valerie: He can be called Mr. Minnimore!
He�s a friggin� Klu Klux Klan!
-Valerie
Amanda: They were longing to bask in our presence�
Holly: They wanted to Baskin our Robins?
Don�t throw pencil cases at me!
-Kyle
I�m not paying for your sexuals.
-Kyle
Yours is yellow, you idiot!
-Valerie
Here�s the quotes from� the first few pages!
-Holly
Here�s siiiiiiiiixty�
-Holly
I have a whole lot of long hair, I need to make sure it�s all stiff and curly!
-Valerie
I love the jungle!
-Amanda
Yours is yellow, you idiot!
-Valerie
Is that reflecting my green mask or are those little nose pieces look green?
-Amanda
It�s in that place where everyone can see it but noone can reach it!
-Holly
Kyle: Ashley! I can see up your pants!
Ashley: What can you see?!
Kyle: Legs!
Here we go again, it�s hockey time.. again.
-Tina
I hope we don�t miss the ballerinas, mommy! That�s why I�m looking forwards and not backwards!
-Little boy at the ballet
The only difference between Holly and a butterfly is that Holly doesn�t sing.
-Amanda
You can have Amanda in the room for free.
-Mr. Newlands
Qu�est-ce que je faisait si tu �tait kidnapper par les Iraqis entre l��cole et l�autobus?!
(English translation: What would I do if you got kidnapped by Iraqis between the school and the bus?!)
-Mr. Casey
Why are you looking at me if you hate me?!�. I have to write that down!
-Amanda
Like my new coat?
-Kyle
Question-what-was-the-next-one?
-Mr. Kitchen
(|)� this looks like a butt!
-Kyle
This is the truth.. I had to turn down a date!
-Mr. Newlands
If I had a house and Kyle had a house, and I found out that Kyle was setting off nuclear bombs in my basement, I would go over there and set off a bomb in his MOUTH.
-Amanda
Mr. Kitchen: It�s gonna take the graph and flip it!
Kyle: Uh oh!
Instead of sideburns, that guy has dirtburns!
-Kyle
Est-ce qu�il �tait le roi des personnes petits?
(English translation: Was he the king of the little people?)
-Amanda
Let�s look at her until she says something!
-Kyle
Quels sports est-ce que tu pense que Finnamore joue? La bi�re, la television, et le t�l�roman. Et tu peut faire un quotation de ca!
(English translation: What sports do you think Finnamore plays? Beer, television, and soap operas! And you can make a quote of that!)
-Mr. Casey
The leading cause of death in men: ties!
-Kyle
All I can smell is burnt toast!
-Crystal
I don�t like French chicks, cause they don�t fall for our charm, and quite frankly guys, we don�t have much else to offer.
-Travis
Yes! Fire hair!
-Amanda
I don�t want to be in the quote book because it�s scary and evil.
-Sarah
I�m an attention whore!
-Amanda
Kyle: But I�ve always wanted to be pretty!
Holly: Wanting does not necessarily equal getting.
Innocent trees. All trees are innocent.. except for the ones that grow on other trees. Those trees are evil� EVIL TREES!
-Holly
Dollarstore! Yes!
-Miss Christie
Emma: Nobody loves me!
Matthew: I do!
Emma: No you don�t! Shut up!
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
-Someone
Holly: Hallelujah!
Holly and Valerie: Glory, glory Hallelujah!
Ryan is wearing the traditional colors of the Zealander. Look at his hair!
-Amanda
It�s gonna be a stupid graph.. no, I mean, a symmetrical graph!
-Mr. Kitchen
What about a magic wand? Oh. What about a turkey baster? Or a turkey?
-Kyle
Valerie: Listen to my story!
Kyle: It�s probably not funny, it�s probably a �. Story.
Imagine all the people who never get attacked!
-Kyle
It wasn�t I that cut it!
-Valerie
Andrew isn�t an albino!
-Kyle
Scratch scratch I remember this!
-Kyle
His racer sausage!
-Valerie
Look at the sharp point this has come to!
-Valerie
I�ll go tell the principal!
-Kyle
Kyle: Everything you say is said with the intent of sounding more intelligent than everyone else.
Valerie: Shouldn�t it always?
Kyle: I don�t want to see up your skirt!
Valerie: Then don�t look!
Kyle: Put this blanket over it�
Why does it come down? Just because it�s up there?
-Amanda
I don�t like Harry friends!
-Valerie
Low means NO!
-Mr. Finnamore
She always goes on about how she loves children. She probably just runs over them with her wheelchair!
-Kyle
If they cut open the tumor and inside was a baby, wouldn�t it be a uterus?
-Tiffany
I think I need modified advanced math�
-Amanda
Carebear countdown.. 4 � 3 � 2- 1� I forget the rest!
-Valerie
I didn�t find Brad, but I found a pear!
-Mr. Casey
It�s Mole Day!
-Mr. Finnamore
Bless you, bless you, bless you in advance� Shelly� are you going to explode?
-Tiffany
I fear no mortal!
-The Prophetess Valerie
What is this chunk? Ew! It�s a homefry!
-Amanda
You�re not beating him up. Well.. unless he likes it that way!
-Valerie
We have to find the time!
-Mr. Kitchen
A hiding-behind-the-flower-pot costume!
-Amanda
Dere�s a pwoor wittle bunny on my coat!
-Holly
Nowerdays.
-Mr. Finnamore
Raadio.
-Mr. Finnamore
Ms. Spatz-Devito.. she puts the fear in God!
-Billy
She was weaving across the street-road!
-Holly
I had real big buck teeth� one time, when I was biking� they always stuck out!
-Billy
Yay! Tupperware!
-Valerie
Instead of screaming �Bloody murder!�, you can scream �bloody gang rape!�
-Kyle
Let�s throw things at Brock�s butt!
-Kyle
Im Warm Trail!
-Holly
I�m too soft.. I�m the Pilsbury Dough Boy!
-Mr. Finnamore
Tempis! Je ne danse pas!
(English translation: Tough! I don�t dance!)
-Mr. Casey
Taking gold out of the rocks and making RINGS with him!
-Mr. Finnamore
Ouch! Don�t hurt me!.. Geesh, grab my SHIRT NECK! Well.. what do you call it? A neckhole?
-Kyle
Crystal story!
-Everybody
What?
-Valerie
A van that looks like BARNEY!
-Valerie
Holly: One day he became an elf!
Valerie: You can�t BECOME an elf, you have to be BORN one!
When iron is rusted, it�s called oxidation. Oooooooh.
-Mr. Finnamore
You know when I close one eye, like this, I can only see out of one eye.
-Holly
Most of you will probably end up in� institutions.
-Mrs. Chatterton
Mrs. Stairs: In the summer, will you go to deaf camp?
Holly: Death camp?!
Everyone: DEAF camp!
Betsey�s nucleus isn�t any good as far as the farmer is concerned, but maybe everyone else in the herd thinks Betsey�s a laugh and a hoot.
-Mr. Finnamore
Valerie: The new old man in our house� he was outside!
Kyle: You let them outside?!
We have to get serious about graduating!
-Mr. Leger
Write that down: I hate you more, you ugly whore.
-Kyle
Snapout to end the world!
-Kyle
It�s my Christmas fight!
-Amanda
Holly: Kyle, if you do that again, I will kill you.
Amanda: What does that mean?
Holly: It means that if he does it again, I�ll kill him.
Glory, glory Hallelujah!
-Holly
I could read the quotebook if I wanted to!
-Kyle
Valerie: I can�t do it!
Kyle: We�re not even trying, we�re just looking at it.
Punch my ovaries!
-Maggie
Imagine if you went down the slide and your tie got caught! Or on the monkeybars!
-Kyle
All I can smell is burnt toast � Crys� (Looks behind her)
-Holly
Why do we need a big national blanket thingie?
-Amanda
Look here! Look!
-Kyle, to Mr. Kitchen
Katelyn: Don�t say retarded, say mentally challenged.
Andy: What?
Katelyn: Mentally challenged! MENTAL!
We have to make up for Kyle by being extra perverted!
-Holly
Andy: Mr. Casey, I had a dream last night�
Mr. Casey: Good Lord, Andy! Without telling us any of the details, tell us if anyone in this room was in your dream.
Andy: Yes. You.
Mr. Casey: Andy, if you say another word, I�m taking 30 points off your class mark.
Andy: I came into the class�.
Stop eating my little fry ends!
-Amanda
Harry Potty.
-Radio guy
My daughter hates the clothes we buy her!
-Commercial
Our school is clean!
-Liverpool, when asked what was special about their school.
If God wanted me to go to school, why did he make me so stupid?
-Daniel
Irving Mainway Knooooooooooows how you feel about your coffee.
-Commercial
I like stamps too!
-The Queen
Don�t divide, Joe. (Joe divides). What are you doing Joe? (One hour later, Joe divides again, now there are four Joes). Listen up, Joe, or I�ll come over there and slap you!
-Mr. Finnamore, on normal cells communicating with cancer cells.
That guy has the same nose as Hoodenrob!
-Holly
I�m going to tear down your playhouse�. Sometime soon..
-Song on the radio
I never thought Emily was THAT kind of woman!
-Holly or Valerie
Like a lesbian biker gypsy!
-Amanda
Seizure phone!
-Kyle
I bite too!
-Amanda
Not Cortez� not Balboa� Balboa!
-Greg
My material was electric striped!
-Amanda
Ya, really! Is there a drug bust today or what?
-Nina, to Mr. Kitchen
Where�s Mr. Newlands?! (Panicky, while he�s sitting right beside us). Oh.. right there.
-Amanda
Stop writing things on my writing!
-Holly
.. Everyone�s peeking out the window and we�re flying by on a jukebox, and we�re going �Hello! It�s a jukebox rocket!�
-Kyle
How were you traveling? By vehicle?
-Mr. Wilson
Gases are people too!
-Mr. Finnamore
Bobby, there is a connection between the TV and the radio� it�s called power lines!
-Ashley
Murderous birds.
-Quizmaster Dunn
Fern Gully?! I forgot all about Fern Gully!
-Kyle
Kyle: Why him?
Mrs. Chatterton: Oh, he�s the chosen one.
Valerie: It�s Toni Braxton!
Amanda & Holly: No it�s not, it�s Jlo!
I�m going to swallow a moose if I stick my window out the head!
-Amanda
How do you stop it? Stop?
-Kyle
Look at how HIS hair is parted!
-Mrs. Johansen
Cats are cute, but dogs are like� biting and stuff..
-One of the Crystals
Amanda: Kyle just humped my leg!
Valerie: Well, he�s done that to me before, but it was on my hip.
In this area around the world.
-Guest Speaker
I love ya honey, but you�re in the front, so I�m gonna hit ya!
-Al
Mr. Newlands, stop looking at me with your teeth!
-Kyle
Students aren�t allowed to drive student to student functions. Students.
-Amanda
Fetus genius!
-Valerie
Seizure Horse!
-Connor
I�m a sharp knife!
-Connor
Sometimes they are what they are.. otherwise they wouldn�t be what they normally are.
-Finnamore on elements
Lo-RAINE.
Blon-DEL
-Kyle and Holly
A geek on the spot!
-Holly�s Aunt
I�m hungry!
-Laura, everyday
This is heavy! What do you have in here, a pound of rocks?
-Holly
Chinaland!
-Mr. Newlands
The bell is late!
-Laura everyday.
Put your hand back out and open the window back closed!
-Mr. Newlands
Are you eating someone�s present?
-Holly�s Aunt
Seizure phone!
-Everybody
Mr. Newlands is a baby, Valerie is a baby, Amanda is a baby, and Holly is a very tall baby.
-Kyle
Stop it! This is my shirt!
-Kyle
I want a soggy dog!
-Jeremy
Amanda: Someone pat me on the back!
-SMACK-
Amanda: OW!
If Jesus came down and asked Valerie to the semi-formal she would say no!
-Kyle
Gooooood morning!
-Tina
Kyle: I want to go to Smitty�s.
Valerie: But for what?
Kyle: For food!
Valerie: But WHEN though?
Leather Winnie-the-Pooh skirt!
-Kyle
Don�t run over that man, he�s from Ontario!
-Amanda
Kyle: My grandfather would say horny, would yours?
Valerie: Actually they probably would because they both never went to church.
Look! She�s MSN!
-Amanda
Don�t mix alcohol and graduation!
-Kyle
Yay! Cookie-on-vegetables!
-Amanda
She�s not Eminem, she�s MSN!
-Amanda
I think �Quote book! Quote book!� should go in the quote book!
-Valerie
Quote book! Quote book!
-Mr. Newlands
Mr. Newlands, if you don�t stop abusing your quote privileges, I�m gonna rip your page out!
-Amanda
We�re not allowed to make quotes anymore. Not until it comes back.
-Amanda, when the quotebook was lost.
Mrs. Johansen: You don�t want an airplane pilot who�s not insistent on�
Jones: Landing!
I hate you!
-Kyle, everyday
Cassie: That�s what was in my dream!
Holly: Really? A lynx?
Cassie: No! A bear!
Are you eating someone�s present?
-Amanda, to Holly.
Give me a pensin� how do you spell pensin?
-Kyle (he meant pencil)
Kyle: Can you see boogers coming out of my nose?
Valerie: No, not yet.
Holly: We don�t look at you and say �wow, he�s hot�. You�re our friend!
Kyle: You sounded retarded when you said that.
A girl named Nell, ran very fast; fell down a well; needs a cast.
-Valerie
She died on graduation night � her whole life.
-Mr. Leger
Dan: Summer school is full of hot chicks.
Shawn: Yeah, dumb ones.
Dustin: Hey! All the better to take advantage of!
Noone in life is a virgin, as life as screwed us all.
-The Great Philosopher Maggie.
New Brunswick has the worst education system in the province!
-Kyle
Valerie! Stop blinking! Valerie! Stop blinking!
-Kyle
Holly: It looks like you�re doing �hile hitler�.
Kyle: He�s gone! (as Mr. Kitchen leaves)
Holly: Yeah! He�s dead.
Okay, this is a red lego, and this is a blue lego, and if you put them together, it makes a red-blue lego.
-Mr. Finnamore
I already answered your questions! (even though you haven�t asked them yet)
-Mrs. Johansen
Amanda: What�s Mrs. Sollows-Astle wearing?
Kyle: Oh, some crazy Mrs. Sollows-Astle costume.
You�d have to go under the outhouse and get it! That baby would be traumatized! (About a baby being dropped into an outhouse)
-Amanda
Look, this is all falling off, it�s like, held on by.. nothing!
-Amanda
Something smells�
-Mr. Kitchen
� And you can�t just give birth to a liver.
-Mr. Finnamore
Wow, we have a MUSICAL math teacher!
-Amanda about Mr. Kitchen
Amanda: Special triangles can do anything!
Kyle: Like solve world hunger!
Back in my day, we had to walk twenty miles just to GET to our shoes!
-Someone
There was a killer after our tree at the place.
-Kyle�s mom.
Stop molesting the quote book!
-Valerie
Stop looking at the Shakespeare cat!
-Amanda
Kyle: Your mom is a drunk.
Holly: Your mom is a whore.
Kyle: Your mom is a drunk.
Holly: Your mom is a drunken whore.
Amanda: Your mother is a drunk.
Kyle: Your mother is worse than both of our mothers COMBINED!
For baby negligence? No.. for baby MURDER!
-Amanda
He�s a vampire hamster!
-Amanda
This is important stuff for people who are going on to calculus� or university.
-Mr. Kitchen
But �o�, is like.. doubled in a lot of words.
-Some guy from FHS
I�m going to Calculus University!
-Kyle
I�m sorry I hurt your feelings about your squirrel.
-Valerie�s Dad.
Amanda, you�re living a clich�!!
-Kyle
Holly: It was a long dream where I was at school, like, all day.
-Pause-
Amanda: You ARE at school all day!
Holly: Look at my pencil, isn�t it tacky?
Amanda: Is it a turkey?
Holly: I said, isn�t it tacky?
Amanda: It�s made in Turkey?
Holly: No, isn�t it TACKY?
Amanda: Oh! Yes.
This sounds like the Sobey�s Christmas song.
-Amanda
That�s, like, a squid-eyed stare!
-Kyle
Valerie: I think my hamster is growing to like the taste of blood.
Holly: That�s how they train man-eating tigers, you know.
Kyle: I want a man eating tiger!!
Where�s Valerie? Where�s Valerie? Where�s Valerie?
-Mr. Newlands
We re-enacted a quote!
-Amanda
Amanda: I have a tutor, eh?
Kyle: How come he�s not tutoring me?
Amanda: Because you don�t go to my church.
Valerie: It�s an exclusive Christian tutor!
And I try really hard but I have to concentrate to keep the pencin on the book!
-Amanda
Telephone! Puppet!
-Amanda
Amanda: After this, I don�t want anymore identities.
Kyle: Not secret ones anyways.
Was he going toward the road again?
-Valerie, on Mr. Newlands� driving.
Flanders: Now, when people get wood, they will think of Trojans.
Homer (laughing)
Lisa: Dad, what are you laughing at?
Homer: If I�m laughing at what I think I am, it�s funny.
I work out!
-Kyle
Just back click 3 or 4 times, Dan.. I dunno what to tell you, it�s out of control!
-Shawn
Lisa: Dad, what�s a muppet?
Homer: Well, it�s not quite a mop, and it�s not quite a puppet.. but maaaaaaaan.. (crazy laughter)� So to answer your question, I don�t know.
She�s being Jeremish!
-Mr. Newlands
Holly: I just changed the page you dimwit! (laugh)
Amanda: That�s not funny.
Holly: I know.
Amanda: It�s not gonna be pretty!
Holly: What?
Amanda: My fame?
Billy-the-one-eyed-pirate-frog-who-gagged-himself-back-to-life.
-Valerie (from a biology lab)
Stripping mormons!
-Holly
I�m going to touch you worse than that!
-Amanda
Amanda: Remember the last time she came to a party?
Holly: Yes.. and she told us that story about (looks around)�
Bring forth the paintings!
-Valerie
Mr. Newlands: Who�s the queen?
Everyone: The queen?
Kyle: Tara�s pants are really cool.. they look like something Holly would wear.
Valerie: Where are they?
Kyle: They just went out the door.
(Imagine that the word �blink� is actually a curse word while you read this quote. Then realize that they actually meant blink)
Holly: Look Val, over there! It�s the blinking guy!
Valerie: He�s hot!
Holly: He blinks!
Valerie: I blink too! We could get married and have blinking children!
Amanda: And Kyle�s kids could come over and be like �Val�s kids! Stop blinking!�
That�s not bitter! That�s just violent youths!
-Kyle
We are just two crazy chicks floating in a cloud of weird.
-Sarah
Well, I�m just a person that talks a lot.
-Valerie
Go pencil sharpener it off!
-Valerie
The girl was blowing in the wind.
-Anonymous
Think about when you�re measuring your dope.
-Mr. Finnamore
Flying quote book!
-Kyle
Mr. Casey: Holly, est-ce que tu as oubli� ca?! (Holly! Did you forget that?!)
-Slap slap!-
Holly: Oui!� (Yes!�)
Alicia: � avoir la sexe?! (and have sex?!)
Mr. Casey: Oui, beaucoup, j�esp�re. Quand on a 400 ans, et on est quitt� l��cole, on peut faire ce qu�on veut. (Yes, lots, I hope. When we�re four hundred years old and we leave school, we can do what we want!)
Mr. Calder wears more lip gloss than the lip glossiest wearing person who wears lip gloss.
-Mr. Newlands (we got in trouble for this one!)
I slipped in the ditch!
-Kyle
A squeaky car!
-Holly
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So, that's it. Hope you had fun reading that for HOURS!!! MOAHAHAHAHA!
-Holly